Here's something that showed up on on my Twitter feed:
Lies. You what's better? Anything. Naps, white wine, enjoying life, not endless to-do lists.
Can you? Are you sure? Ever better question: Can I? Are you really sure?
NEVER stop improving? I guess "Improve until you're really sleepy and tired of being covered in paint then leave it half-finished" doesn't really fit as a tagline.
Are there any other maddening home improvement ads I've missed?